The Time was approaching to Vote
Armed with umbrella and coat
It is raining statistics
Like Verbal Ballistics
but don’t let your polling card float!
Let’s Weigh-in and weigh-up the issues
With Right and Wrong ballot box tissues
Do we want to anoint
( not Labour the point!)
An EU President ingenue?
Will an EU Commission rule wisely?
encompassing all, supervise me?
Is it totally fit
Without an audit
or spend all our cash and capsize me?
Does the market place give a fair price
For the Billions we give, with advice
Do we trade with a debtor?
Could we spend the cash better?
Or should we just think it through twice?
Our Rulers, elected, partake
our laws and out taxes to make
Shall we hand more reins over?
Some Eton Pavlova?
Or is the EU just one well-meant mistake?
Do we want real control of our Borders?
from millions of migrant “abroad-ers’?
At what point does it chafe?
Make the Country unsafe?
From whom will our Servicemen now take their orders?
Does it feel like being tied-up in knots?
Red Tape from some nameless robots?
Many EU Directives
Just to standardise sizes of piss-pots!
Let’s give credit where credit is due…
EU money sent forth to rescue
billions off to the Turks
Cash for Greeks? Well it works!
but can we not work all the hours we want to?
Things are Fishy up north – there are tussles
As Sturgeon is flexing her muscles
“Independence!” she cried
through her teeth, as she lied,
She’d rather the country was governed from Brussels!
Our humour does make us unique
Full of beans in a complex critique
Its a big bowl of sauce
“Health and Safety”, of course
Is the biggest joke in EU-speak!
Decisive? So many to talk to
Twenty-seven great hooplets to walk through
We’ve been making trade gains
Since inventing the trains
And much further than just the EU!
Will our current trade just disappear?
With French fishing cod-pieces here?
The Germans export
So much more than they’ve bought
Dismiss, with distain, “Project Fear’!
The EU is now on the shelves!
Naval-gazing, in debt, as it delves
Union Jack now unfurled
We are Fifth in the WORLD!
and a better friend running our Country Ourselves!